Living the jetsetter lifestyle is becoming tiring. It starts with traffic jams to the airport, then long lines to check in, the baggage and security gauntlet, and finally the long, boring wait in whitewashed, fluorescent-lit boarding areas.

All this hassle, only to be squished into a middle seat, trying to angle yourself so you won’t wake up with a crick in your neck and pins-and-needles down your leg. Once upon a time, there was a certain romance to “arriving on wings.” Now, modern air travel has become a surefire way to waste your first day of vacation trying to get plane-tiredness out of your bones.